Saturday, March 7, 2009

Good Lovin'...Part 1: What is that doing here?!

I'm starting a mini-series of sorts about how to have better sex because, quite frankly, it's good for your health, good for the planet, and good for your relationships (yes, if you have better sex, toxic people won't piss you off as much anymore, if at all). You'll just imagine them NOT having sex and relish in the fact that you are having passionate blissful sex all the'll be able to just smile ;)

So, how to have better sex...

Part 1...

There are quite a few things that you can do to spice things up in the romance department, however, I'm going for the throat on this one. And I'm not going to sugar coat it either. I'm just going to come right out and ask:

Do you have a TV, computer, work papers, exercise equipment in the bedroom?

If the answer is no...great! You get to pass go and collect your $200 (not from me, of course, but you get the picture.)


If your answer is yes - you do have a TV or other distractions in the bedroom - let me ask you another question:

Do you want to have sex?

Because if your answer is YES, then what the hell are you doing watching TV all night when you should be rolling around under the sheets with your hottie? Don't you have a living room with a couch where you can watch TV? I mean, come on people...where are your priorities?!?!

The bedroom is for two things, and both start with the letter S...any ideas?

1. Sleep
2. Sex

And not particularly in that order either. Distractions in the bedroom keep us from not only blissful sleep, but blissful sex. If you want to have better sex, you need to get rid of the distractions in the bedroom.

And TV is the biggest distraction of them all.

"I made the error two years ago when I moved into my house to put a television in the bedroom," says Laura, 36, a marketing executive in Atlanta. "I'd never had a television in the bedroom before, and once you have it, it's hard to get rid of it."

Other distractions in the bedroom... 

"You should also get rid of computers, paperwork, exercise equipment—anything that might remind you of other things you could or should be doing after you've gone to bed," says Heath Magazine Online.

So, get to it. You have your assignment. If you want to have better sex, remove the major distractions from your bedroom and, with all the extra time on your hands, enjoy!

However, after you have spent an adequate amount of time enjoying each other properly, you are free to consume as much boob-tube as you like.

But beware:

The more sex you have, the better it gets, and the more you're going to want to have it!

So...get busy tonight! ;)

oh, and stay tuned for Good Lovin'...Part 2: Open Your Mouth!